Children dressed as the Three Magi. Photo: Johannes Simon/Getty Images. Source: Life.Dear Wise Men from the East,
I appeal to the bright memories of my childhood and my loyalty to the ancient custom of writing to you instead of that red-suited old man from Northern Europe that was brought here a few years ago. As a child every Christmas I awaited the arrival to my little village of one of those cheerful parades you rejoice to organize — I love your taste for kitsch — and even in a summer night, when seeing the lights from another village in the distance, I used to ask: "Is it the Three Wise Men parade?"
I've always been that innocent, I must confess. For instance, yesterday, while I was wrapping and labeling the presents that I've bought for my family, imbued with the best Christmas spirit, I got this phone call from a relative: "Hey, can you lend me € 1.000? I will return them on January". I felt like an asshole holding at the same time the phone and the gift I choosed for her, a € 30 Compact Diamond Mirror (which still makes a good gift as you'll agree).
When someone tramples on my innocence I become a monster. A monster that can lend money from time to time, but a monster all the same. I'm bothered by my innocence, and that was only a funny anecdote. If you think I'm suggesting that "something" has been "killed" the last two days you're almost right, for I'm asserting it. This explains my letter to you after all these years of lack of correspondence between us (not that I'm upset because you never answered, it's just that I feel too autistic when writing to you). So do not get me wrong: I do not wish to simply sit in the lap of the royal chamberlain and tell him my desires. I am open to everything, but right now my fantasies are of a different turn.
What I would like to ask of you, if not too much trouble, is to excise a piece of my innocence and scatter it throughout the world, in the places that you prefer, and if you can not think of any, then please save it for you.
Kind Regards,
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